How to Become Emo

Steps

1. Isolate yourself completely from society. This is the only way to get an emo mentality. Just go hide in a corner and cry. If it helps, try and start to listen to some emo music.
2. Find some other emo kids to hang out with. Buy your way in if you have to. Be sure not to be happy and you'll fit in just fine.
3. Get the apparel. This apparel is not hard to find. Just go to Sears and pick out some girl jeans that fit you. Also buy a couple of shirts (preferably tight, black ones with random designs), some Converse, and an emo hoodie. Most important is the long sleeve undershirt. Remember all your clothes must be skin tight.
4. Grow your hair out and put on eyeliner. If you are a guy or girl, you must wear Eyeliner. Also, try and cry as much as possible about every little thing that happens to you in your life. A perfect opportunity to cry is when you accidentaly stepped on a bug. That's all it takes. If you're a true emo, you will become vegan, though not all vegans are emo.
5. Just remember that to be real emo you won't follow this guide and will already have it in you.

     Warning!: Never say you are an EMO or trying to be an EMO, otherwise people will call you a poser!